she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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