You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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