i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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