You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Text me some of your sweat
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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