i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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