wakey wakey hands off snakey
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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