oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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