i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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