SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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