i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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