Define "chronic" masturbator.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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