is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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