my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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