Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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