belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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