The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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