do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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