Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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