Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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