Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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