You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
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