physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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