Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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