I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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