No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Randomize