This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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