i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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