wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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