Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you would pick up someone in the library
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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