I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
So squirting runs in the family.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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