dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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