The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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