remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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