I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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