he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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