legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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