He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We had sex on a dog bed..
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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