operation harelip BJ is a go
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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