in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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