okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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