Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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