At least make sure they are 18
Why
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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