where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize