And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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