I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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