I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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