I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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