What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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