if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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