My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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