i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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