currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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