K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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