is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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