your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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