You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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