a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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