So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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